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A free, one-tap rage game: type your domain, run your startup (a cube) through fake startup directories, and get rejected in ways that feel uncomfortably familiar. No login, no install. Every run gets a shareable result card.
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Founders know the drill: submit to a directory, wait, get a form-letter rejection, resubmit somewhere else. Directory Dash turns that into a Geometry Dash-style one-button rage game - you dash through fictional directories (fake names, real pain), dodging captchas, 1-star reviews, and "$9,999 expedited review" upsells. Dying and reading the snarky rejection messages is the point; finishing clean feels like a miracle.
Every run produces a permalinked result card you can share, and a spot on the Most Rejected Startups leaderboard. It's free, with no account and no install.
It's made by Blastra, an AI tool that actually submits real products to real directories - the game is the joke version of the problem Blastra solves for real.
